Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sausage Sandwich

This is gross, but today, I was remembering a cruel joke I wanted to play on a friend of mine when I was about 9 or 10. I had found these two dog turds in my front yard, and my idea was to place them between two slices of bread and put it in a Ziplock bag, and then present it to my friend as a sausage sandwich that I didn't want. Of course, I didn't do it. Even then, I had too much of a conscience!

(5-7-06)

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